I fell in love with freckles and dimples

digivolvin:

exphautaz:

asgardian-viking:

digivolvin:

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

Narcissus wrote this

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

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vampy-campy:

*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard

*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.

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reticent-vampire:

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nataliescatorccio:

CHAPPELL ROAN
Attends the 67th Annual Grammy Awards

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myrinthinks:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn’t know what “the maximise button” is so I told her “click the square at the top right” and she clicked…the printer icon…in the middle of the toolbar. and I’m just like okay. this isn’t a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I’m turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master’s degree

(via paintedvanilla)

pocket-deer-belly:

pocket-deer-belly:

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what’s good for your mental health isn’t another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what’s good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it’s not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that’s what being nice to yourself is sometimes

Are you guys ok you’re all reblogging this post a lot

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scary-terryy:

scary-terryy:

scary-terryy:

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

And in case anyone was wondering

Here she is. The most lovely lemon I’ve ever laid eyes upon

Just thinking about her. I can’t believe we had to turn her into lemon juice

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morrithal:

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

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texasbama:

Megan talking about the reaction to W.A.P in her documentary

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discontentramblings:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

wafflelovingbatgirl:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Ten years of this post

Feels longer

tell me about it

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infectiouspiss:

breakfast-for-dessert:

theorangepdf:

the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage

Because life sucks and we’re regressing hehe

plug in some damn headphones before i regress into a caveman and smash your phone with a rock

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9fruit:

deeply obsessed with this

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beaft:

beaft:

it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don’t exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it’s like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird

i talked about this a bit in the tags, but i have to wonder if this has anything to do with the recent boom in people conflating “representation” with “glamourisation”. depicting a certain kind of person in fiction is no longer a neutral act. now it means you have An Agenda. creators shy away from putting fat characters in media because they’re worried about “glamourising obesity”, the same way they shy away from depicting black or disabled or trans characters for fear of looking too woke. and for some reason it’s no longer acceptable to just be like “there is a fat character in this movie because fat people exist in real life”

(via sabertoothwalrus)

stardynamite:

stardynamite:

ruinedchildhood:

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

My artistic rendition:

eggshellsareeat:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

Notes are in complete agreement